Not unless it was two headed or could speak out of both sides of its mouth at the same time.
You might want to think twice about the naked women thing. I happened to be at the beach in Cannes France a few years ago that was one of the original topless beaches there. It seemed as though the only topless women were the ones who started the trend in 1960 (not that I was looking). As Dylan once said, the topless they are a changin' and should think twice, it ain't alright. My feminist wife doesn't read the BY.