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I have returned from my southern sojourn sunburned and sporting a fully soaked Miller Lite liver. Inspired by Our Heroes efforts and inspired by the recent pep talk given by the retired GOAT, Saint James, 3 time champion Jim Calhoun, I have realized that you don't overlook an opportunity on your doorstep and you go for the kill when given the chance. Said differently? When our boys get this far? We start shuffling room around in the trophy case.
Listen. I don't disparage any Mojo attempts to this point. I applaud the flaccid attempts from Prankster, even though I'm still not sure what the charge/ruling/trial/verdict or sentence actually was. I think, from here, it's best he go back to gumming his porridge the rest of the way and let the winners do the things that win.
Time is of the essence. So from this point forward, if you listen well and apply yourselves fully? Here is what WILL get us our FIFTH title.
1) Bill Murray. I mean, we have BILL MURRAY at our games. The amount of Bill Murray memes and photoshops is limitless. And especially those coming from our own @BigErnMcCracken, for chrissakes. Hey Sweet 15. You want a reason why we'll beat you? We have Bill F'king Murray and you don't. If you don't exploit that? Shame on you. The world is your oyster here. Charlie Sheen "Winning" times a kajillion.
2) Miller Lites. I don't care if you don't like them. That $2.00 Lite White Out Night did something and you can't argue that. Drink them.
3) You want me to hang someone? Yeah, yeah....okay. Prankster gets hung for that dumb G League doohickey. All he can post from now until the buzzer of the final game this year is "I'm a G League loving dum dum". Why? I don't know. Seems to work for now and we don't have to listen to him. Truth be told, it never really mattered who got hung. So there. The secret is out. You ride the wave of the other "stuff" and usually the hanging was me picking on someone I just didn't like. It had nothing to do with the Mojo.
4) Lastly, and this is truly mystical edge. Any anti-Cooley post, comment, signature, meme is welcome here. Any PC fan looking for a shoulder to cry on? Step right on over and cry away, brother. Cooley's move has actually bonded some of our fans. As "old skool" Big East, we get it and it shouldn't have gone down this way. We will take your pain and suffering and we will band together and turn it into something good. Win this one with us. Show that turncoat Benedict Cooley what we really think of him.
Surely this post will be met with detractors and naysayers. And there will be a faction of wise souls that know this is the time of year the Judge sees things and guides the rudderless S.S. Mojo into port. Should you choose to deny and refuse to comply? That's your call. I know what I know and I've shared it with you.
80 minutes until the Final Four.
Listen. I don't disparage any Mojo attempts to this point. I applaud the flaccid attempts from Prankster, even though I'm still not sure what the charge/ruling/trial/verdict or sentence actually was. I think, from here, it's best he go back to gumming his porridge the rest of the way and let the winners do the things that win.
Time is of the essence. So from this point forward, if you listen well and apply yourselves fully? Here is what WILL get us our FIFTH title.
1) Bill Murray. I mean, we have BILL MURRAY at our games. The amount of Bill Murray memes and photoshops is limitless. And especially those coming from our own @BigErnMcCracken, for chrissakes. Hey Sweet 15. You want a reason why we'll beat you? We have Bill F'king Murray and you don't. If you don't exploit that? Shame on you. The world is your oyster here. Charlie Sheen "Winning" times a kajillion.
2) Miller Lites. I don't care if you don't like them. That $2.00 Lite White Out Night did something and you can't argue that. Drink them.
3) You want me to hang someone? Yeah, yeah....okay. Prankster gets hung for that dumb G League doohickey. All he can post from now until the buzzer of the final game this year is "I'm a G League loving dum dum". Why? I don't know. Seems to work for now and we don't have to listen to him. Truth be told, it never really mattered who got hung. So there. The secret is out. You ride the wave of the other "stuff" and usually the hanging was me picking on someone I just didn't like. It had nothing to do with the Mojo.
4) Lastly, and this is truly mystical edge. Any anti-Cooley post, comment, signature, meme is welcome here. Any PC fan looking for a shoulder to cry on? Step right on over and cry away, brother. Cooley's move has actually bonded some of our fans. As "old skool" Big East, we get it and it shouldn't have gone down this way. We will take your pain and suffering and we will band together and turn it into something good. Win this one with us. Show that turncoat Benedict Cooley what we really think of him.
Surely this post will be met with detractors and naysayers. And there will be a faction of wise souls that know this is the time of year the Judge sees things and guides the rudderless S.S. Mojo into port. Should you choose to deny and refuse to comply? That's your call. I know what I know and I've shared it with you.
80 minutes until the Final Four.