OT: Nonsensical Songs - Wacky lyrics & titles, post your best loved - and worst
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Whoa, this really is the worst ever! Where did you find this one? Are they still in hiding?
Back then my school bus had an AM radio tuned to WABC and this was played over and over and over.... UGH doesn't even begin to cover it.......
Yup, pretty much anything Spike Jones or Dr Demento can slide into this thread.
I've actually refrained from posting some Spike Jones on previous threads because I wasn't sure how it might be rec'd.
The Spike Jones folks had a boatload of musical talent to massacre the classics like they did.
(Edit to add Homer and Jethro & Pinkard and Bowden)
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The worst song ever is Muskrat Love. I don't understand how anyone can even debate that.
My guess is that you haven't listened (or tried to listen) to #7 (thanks to Meyers7) on page 1. The bigger question is will you listen to it twice. Seriously.
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I will debate that. Any song by 2 Live Crew is worse. Gross, tacky lyrics and not even the tiniest shred of musical talent.
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Hunting tigers out in india Lyrics
With big hungry tigers
Table manners have no place
Dear dear dear no
Dear dear dear no
Dear dear oh dear no
After they have eaten you
They never say their grace
Dear dear dear no
Dear dear dear no
Dear dear oh dear no
Hunting tigers can be ripping fun
Like three blind mice, see the hunters run
Hunting tigers out in "Indiah"
Out in, out in, out in "Indiah"
Yah!
You all know how beastly tigers are
Out in, out in, out in "Indiah"
They bite
They scratch
They make an awful fuss
It's no use stroking them
And saying "Puss, puss, puss."
Oh
Hunting tigers out in "Indiah"
Out in, out in, out in "Indiah"
Yah!
They bite
They scratch
They make an awful fuss
It's no use stroking them
And saying "Puss, puss, puss."
Oh
Hunting tigers out in "Indiah"
Out in, out in, out in "Indiah"
Yah!
I say, J.O., it's jolly frightening out here
Nonsense, dear boy, you should be like me
But look at you, you're shaking all over! What's the matter with you?
Shaking, you silly goose, I'm just doing the Watusi, that's all!
Tigers don't go out on rainy nights
They've no need to whet their appetites
Hunting tigers out in "Indiah"
Out in, out in, out in "Indiah"
Yah!
How many tigers can you find
With forks and serviettes?
Dear dear dear no
Dear dear dear no
Dear dear oh dear no
Don't care in what part of you
They fix their fretwork sets
Dear dear dear no
Dear dear dear no
Dear dear oh dear no
Hunting tigers can be ripping fun
Like three blind mice, see the hunters run
Hunting tigers out in "Indiah"
Out in, out in, out in "Indiah"
Yah!
Hunting tigers out in "Indiah"
Out in, out in, out in "Indiah"
With big hungry tigers
Table manners have no place
Dear dear dear no
Dear dear dear no
Dear dear oh dear no
After they have eaten you
They never say their grace
Dear dear dear no
Dear dear dear no
Dear dear oh dear no
Hunting tigers out in india Lyrics
With big hungry tigers
Table manners have no place
Dear dear dear no
Dear dear dear no
Dear dear oh dear no
After they have eaten you
They never say their grace
Dear dear dear no
Dear dear dear no
Dear dear oh dear no
Hunting tigers can be ripping fun
Like three blind mice, see the hunters run
Hunting tigers out in "Indiah"
Out in, out in, out in "Indiah"
Yah!
You all know how beastly tigers are
Out in, out in, out in "Indiah"
They bite
They scratch
They make an awful fuss
It's no use stroking them
And saying "Puss, puss, puss."
Oh
Hunting tigers out in "Indiah"
Out in, out in, out in "Indiah"
Yah!
They bite
They scratch
They make an awful fuss
It's no use stroking them
And saying "Puss, puss, puss."
Oh
Hunting tigers out in "Indiah"
Out in, out in, out in "Indiah"
Yah!
I say, J.O., it's jolly frightening out here
Nonsense, dear boy, you should be like me
But look at you, you're shaking all over! What's the matter with you?
Shaking, you silly goose, I'm just doing the Watusi, that's all!
Tigers don't go out on rainy nights
They've no need to whet their appetites
Hunting tigers out in "Indiah"
Out in, out in, out in "Indiah"
Yah!
How many tigers can you find
With forks and serviettes?
Dear dear dear no
Dear dear dear no
Dear dear oh dear no
Don't care in what part of you
They fix their fretwork sets
Dear dear dear no
Dear dear dear no
Dear dear oh dear no
Hunting tigers can be ripping fun
Like three blind mice, see the hunters run
Hunting tigers out in "Indiah"
Out in, out in, out in "Indiah"
Yah!
Hunting tigers out in "Indiah"
Out in, out in, out in "Indiah"
With big hungry tigers
Table manners have no place
Dear dear dear no
Dear dear dear no
Dear dear oh dear no
After they have eaten you
They never say their grace
Dear dear dear no
Dear dear dear no
Dear dear oh dear no
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Johnny Cymbal's "famous" follow up to Mr. Bass Man
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How to ruin a beautiful song
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As if papa-om-mow -mow wasn't enough, The Rivingtons had a follow up