UConn offers Dwayne Bacon

[rs2905]

2015 guard, 4-stars by ESPN

Per Alex Kline: https://twitter.com/TheRecruitScoop/status/392836620724224000

 

[3uconn]

 

[Huskyforlife]

lets see how fast it takes for this to turn into a bacon thread

 

[UConn17]

He is skinny!!! But with those moves he could burn his defender to a crisp!

 

[Deleted member 3149]

The maple kind?

 

[rs2905]

If we actually end up with this kid, it's going to be 4 years of threads like this...

 

[OkaForPrez]

He's not Canadian right? Canadian Bacon isn't even real bacon and I don't want to get Kasongo'd again.

 

[upstater]

 

[Huskybass]

Cookin' MC's like a pound of bacon...

 

[3uconn]

I believe DeAndre went to the IMG Academy in Florida for a little while as well. Ollie worked some serious magic there maybe the same can be done here?

 

[upstater]

The kid never misses, he's like 83 for 83 in that video!

 

[tcf15]

The kid never misses, he's like 83 for 83 in that video!

He's sizzlin'!!

 

[Peacefrog]

Does anybody know how many degrees he is removed from Kevin Bacon?

 

[OklahomaUconn]

He showed everything including 3's,dunks,blocks,passing,flair. Looks good

 

[Dogbreath2U]

He reminds me of one Daniel Hamilton.

 

[Huskybass]

Does anybody know how many degrees he is removed from Kevin Bacon?

He has 18 offers, so I would say 3.14

 

[Dmike]

He reminds me of one Daniel Hamilton.

Course he does KO be loving his ham and bacon backcourt.

 

[BigErnMcCracken]

Be interesting to see if Ollie can bring home the Bacon. Anyone?

 

[UCweCONN]

D Sizzle.

 

[BearJWS]

In other recruiting news, UConn offered Thomas Eggs... Making our potential starting backcourt for 2016: Eggs & Bacon...

 

[mcs333]

He's from the same hometown as Rashard Anderson, Lakeland Fl. Rashard needs to stop by his home and show him his NC ring. Bacon rated 27 by Yahoo, just outside of being a 5 star recruit.

 

[Dove]

I don't want this ball hog.

 

[upstater]

Isn't there a 2015 recruit named Ager from Connecticut?

Lineup might look like this:

PG: Ager
SG: Hamilton
SF: Bacon

Ager scrambles for the ball, after his man turns it over easily, flips it over to Bacon, a crisp pass to Ham-ilton, who splits the defense like a knife through butter, he jams it in. Onions! screams the announcer. Wipe that Ager off your Facey! And to finish it off, Amidah coffee filled to the Brimah.

 

[OkaForPrez]

I love a good Bacon Bit. But this one might be toast. Not a lot of Juice left. The first jokes went over easy, but now were scrambling to keep em going.

Damn up you just beat me to all my puns.

 

[Dove]

Isn't there a 2015 recruit named Ager from Connecticut?

Lineup might look like this:

PG: Ager
SG: Hamilton
SF: Bacon

Ager scrambles for the ball, after his man turns it over easily, flips it over to Bacon, a crisp pass to Ham-ilton, who splits the defense like a knife through butter, he jams it in. Onions! screams the announcer. Wipe that Ager off your Facey! And to finish it off, Amidah coffee filled to the Brimah.

Ham and Ager break upcourt...a dish to Bacon FOR A GRAND SLAM!!!!!! Ohhhh....breakfast is served!!