Show This To Your Wives Or Girlfriends

[jibsey]

Just say “Honey, these are our new house rules”:

 

[Khal Drogo]

It didn’t go over too well

 

[Connecticut13]

Ah, the good ol’ days!

 

[tomtom80]

I’ll be sure to share this with the future EX.Mrs Tomtom

 

[jibsey]

To those who are younger on The Yard I’ll tell you this: Growing up as a kid in the 50’s this was kinda what I remember it being like when dad came home from work. And the dinner was good, damn good.

 

[storrsroars]

To those who are younger on The Yard I’ll tell you this: Growing up as a kid in the 50’s this was kinda what I remember it being like when dad came home from work. And the dinner was good, damn good.

Lucky you. I grew up in 60s, parents worked split shifts at a factory. So mom worked as many hours and as hard as dad did - and was also expected to manage the house. We rarely had a quality piece of protein for dinner. Chinese food came from a can. Sometimes so did Italian. There were many ways to serve hot dogs that didn't involve a bun.

So it wasn't a fairy tale existence. But the tradeoff was that we were outside playing for 12 hours a day and nobody really gave much thought as to where we were or what we were doing.

Frankly, I'd hate my wife to act like that list suggests.

 

[XLCenterFan]

My wife is anti-feminist. She would prefer this.

 

[jibsey]

To be clear, I’m not advocating just reporting. My son in law couldn’t stop laughing last night.

 

[businesslawyer]

At my age, I can’t duck nearly quickly enough to share that.

 

[StllH8L8ner]

Pretty sure if I said any of this to my wife, her response would be something similar to Eddie Van Halen talking about David Lee Roth in 1996: “If you ever speak to me like that again, you better be wearing a cup". Sheesh…softball player.

 

[WhereistheDove?]

And the dinner was good, damn good.

When I think 1950’s, I think culinary perfection.

 

[navery12]

 

[QuickDraw]

Just say “Honey, these are our new house rules”:

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this looks like my pre-nup

 

[husky429]

Alright boys, if you don't hear from me by 7pm, she's offed me. A few of you know who I am. Just take my dogs and my El-Amin autographed game ball. Everything else I don't care about.

 

[JB75]

So funny. Just showed this to my wife. She just said “why don’t you come upstairs and help out with kids, stop watching Michigan -Ohio st”. Lolllllll

 

[CL82]

So funny. Just showed this to my wife. She just said “why don’t you come upstairs and help out with kids, stop watching Michigan -Ohio st”. Lolllllll

Answer: "If that was as much fun as watching Michigan – Ohio State, I'd already be doing it wouldn't I?"

 

[Waquoit]

This isn't funny, it's tragic. And like open bigotry; it's trying to make a comeback. No self-respecting man would be happy with a trad-wife.