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Show This To Your Wives Or Girlfriends

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Just say “Honey, these are our new house rules”:

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storrsroars

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To those who are younger on The Yard I’ll tell you this: Growing up as a kid in the 50’s this was kinda what I remember it being like when dad came home from work. And the dinner was good, damn good.
Lucky you. I grew up in 60s, parents worked split shifts at a factory. So mom worked as many hours and as hard as dad did - and was also expected to manage the house. We rarely had a quality piece of protein for dinner. Chinese food came from a can. Sometimes so did Italian. There were many ways to serve hot dogs that didn't involve a bun.

So it wasn't a fairy tale existence. But the tradeoff was that we were outside playing for 12 hours a day and nobody really gave much thought as to where we were or what we were doing.

Frankly, I'd hate my wife to act like that list suggests.
 
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To be clear, I’m not advocating just reporting. My son in law couldn’t stop laughing last night.
 

StllH8L8ner

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Pretty sure if I said any of this to my wife, her response would be something similar to Eddie Van Halen talking about David Lee Roth in 1996: “If you ever speak to me like that again, you better be wearing a cup". Sheesh…softball player.
 
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Alright boys, if you don't hear from me by 7pm, she's offed me. A few of you know who I am. Just take my dogs and my El-Amin autographed game ball. Everything else I don't care about.
 
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So funny. Just showed this to my wife. She just said “why don’t you come upstairs and help out with kids, stop watching Michigan -Ohio st”. Lolllllll
 

CL82

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So funny. Just showed this to my wife. She just said “why don’t you come upstairs and help out with kids, stop watching Michigan -Ohio st”. Lolllllll
Answer: "If that was as much fun as watching Michigan – Ohio State, I'd already be doing it wouldn't I?"
 

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This isn't funny, it's tragic. And like open bigotry; it's trying to make a comeback. No self-respecting man would be happy with a trad-wife.
 

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