I recently intercepted the following AP release from the very near future. (To eliminate any possible confusion, you cannot actually receive a message from the future. This is not a misprint it's a parody. I'm... just... making... it... uuuuuuuuuuuuuup.)
"Fresh from his victory protesting the movie title A Man For All Seasons for excluding women and various frontier westerns for calling the wind Maria, Donald Dimwitty, who heads the enforcement arm of the PC Imperium, has turned his attention to the Disney movie released in 1961 titled Babes In Toyland for making women worldwide feel vaguely unsettled. He has also suggested that Mr. Disney be blanched, vivisected and stored away in cans and would undoubtedly do the deed himself if the movie mogul hadn't died forty-eight years ago."
"Fresh from his victory protesting the movie title A Man For All Seasons for excluding women and various frontier westerns for calling the wind Maria, Donald Dimwitty, who heads the enforcement arm of the PC Imperium, has turned his attention to the Disney movie released in 1961 titled Babes In Toyland for making women worldwide feel vaguely unsettled. He has also suggested that Mr. Disney be blanched, vivisected and stored away in cans and would undoubtedly do the deed himself if the movie mogul hadn't died forty-eight years ago."