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If UConn assigned seats by IQ

Where would you and your crew be seated?

  • A) Courtside

    Votes: 33 36.7%
  • B) Closest third

    Votes: 28 31.1%
  • C) Middle third

    Votes: 8 8.9%
  • D) Far third

    Votes: 3 3.3%
  • E) I’d be sentenced to transistor radio

    Votes: 4 4.4%
  • F) What’s “IQ”

    Votes: 9 10.0%
  • G) Next to wherever Barkley is seated

    Votes: 8 8.9%

  • Total voters
    90
  • Poll closed .
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I cannot overstate how stupid my friends and I are. It is a shock my best friends can breathe and tie their shoes at the same time.

If my wife could come, we might even out to the low 200s. She has synesthesia and can use it to remember things so well that they studied her at Yale.
 

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This is a tough one.

Good friend of mine has a PH.D in Biology from Yale and is a scientist for Merck, but will send me pics of toilets where someone had explosive diarrhea and didn’t flush.

I have a finance job where I have to be pretty on point everyday and speak intelligently to clients and colleagues, but then will participate in a drunken 1am dance off with neighborhood friends.

Not sure where that puts me.
 
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Ten years ago court side
Every other year since I would get moved farther away. , the problem with that is my eyesight keeps getting worse and I will have to revert back to listening to games on the radio as long as my earring aid batteries hold out ,
 

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Is there a reason we're pandering to the nerds? I'm pretty sure we squeezed every posible ounce of mojo from them last spring.


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Maybe "your crew" can no longer sit together. Might be a lot of singles
 
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IQ?

I thought he was sent to Toronto and could care less about being at any UConn game.
 
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i Done gradiated the sixth grade!
 

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I'm in the parking garage struggling to find an audio on either the radio or my phone and swearing at both and punching the dashboard.
 

Hans Sprungfeld

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The implication is that those with high IQ smarts would sit in the best seats. Why would that be a good idea?
 

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The implication is that those with high IQ smarts would sit in the best seats. Why would that be a good idea?
It’s a game, it’s just for fun. It’s not being presented as a superior seating policy, Commander Data.
 
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I cannot overstate how stupid my friends and I are. It is a shock my best friends can breathe and tie their shoes at the same time.

If my wife could come, we might even out to the low 200s. She has synesthesia and can use it to remember things so well that they studied her at Yale.
I learned a new word today. Thx
 

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You would all get to will call and be told that no one has left a ticket for you.
 

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