OT: Getting married in 4 hours

[UCDaveD]

Give me some Boneyard advice.

 

[Mano]

Good luck. Stay in the moment as much as possible. Gonna be a whirlwind. Don’t get so wasted you don’t remember any of it like one of my buddies until he was puking out the window of his ride away afterwards!

 

[whaler11]

It’s good to see someone worried about the important things. Thanks for the invite jerk.

 

[Dooooooomed]

There's still time to run.

 

[Stainmaster]

Not only that, but you have to make sure your best man brings it up during the toast.

 

[Durks07]

Give me some Boneyard advice.

Yes. Put it on YouTube. Become a legend.

 

[mauconnfan]

No show

 

[TRest]

My niece married a guy who kept running out to the parking lot to drink beers and smoke, even though it was an open bar. Don't be that groom.

 

[Hoophound]

You’re going to have sex with one woman for the rest of your life. Way to think things through, Dave.

 

[uconnfan68]

No show

Still smitten with the cart girl?

 

[Dove]

There's still time to run.

Post/Handle?

 

[JohnFSilver]

Good luck. Stay in the moment as much as possible. Gonna be a whirlwind. Don’t get so wasted you don’t remember any of it like one of my buddies until he was puking out the window of his ride away afterwards!

Don't drink too much. Enjoy the day.

 

[the Q]

The last family wedding I went to, we (as a family) tailgated before the ceremony.

That’s how you wedding.

 

[CL82]

Congrats. Best advice I have is to divide responsibilities up. When I got married we decided that I would handle the important decisions and my wife would handle the rest. It must be working pretty well because in 30 years of marriage we haven't had a single important decision yet.

 

[Fishy]

Congratulations!

Never renovate a kitchen together.

 

[uchusky32]

Update us every 20 minutes. Pics please!

 

[Waquoit]

Each partner needs to keep some of their own money for personal discretionary purposes. That way you don't have to hear it if you blow it on a toy or at the casino. Resentment doesn't get a chance to simmer.

 

[uchusky32]

Hope you're in it for the long Grind and don't Blaze out!

 

[Walker11]

Congrats on the sex

 

[Ricker]

When she asks you to do something, just jump right to it with no complaints.
Screw it up and she'll never ask you again
Problem solved

 

[billybud]

Congrats. Best advice I have is to divide responsibilities up. When I got married we decided that I would handle the important decisions and my wife would handle the rest. It must be working pretty well because in 30 years of marriage we haven't had a single important decision yet.

Yep...I get to handle the big things...like world peace.

My wife handles the mundane stuff...like where do we live, what do we eat, where do we vacation, etc....

 

[Robertelamin]

My niece married a guy who kept running out to the parking lot to drink beers and smoke, even though it was an open bar. Don't be that groom.

Be that groom!

 

[ctchamps]

Congrats. If she feels the same way than yes. If not you better have @superjohn there for backup.

My parents got married on this date.

 

[ctchamps]

On the 14th we celebrate 42. In October it will be 46 years together. Forget what these snowflakes suggest. Be the boss and do things your way.

“What sweetheart? I’m on The Boneyard giving a young man advice. You want me to get off now and start working on the honey do list. Right away.”

Got to go. Good luck. Enjoy the ceremony.

 

[CL82]

When she asks you to do something, just jump right to it with no complaints.
Screw it up and she'll never ask you again
Problem solved

A past boss of mine had that philosophy. When they were newlyweds his wife asked him to change light bulb in and overhead fixture. He (accidentally?) turned it the wrong way until it broke in the fixture. They had to call an electrician. He closes the story with the line "Now she doesn't ask me to do anything" with a smile and a shrug.