Game Day Haiku.

[Scot-e]

Florida is great
We live on beating great teams
We are so Doomed!

 

[junglehusky]

Mojo is rising
Huskies gonna chomp Gators
Ollie, Bumaye!

 

[August_West]

Gators no answer
For Kevin Ollie's Level
Five Testiculos

 

[UCweCONN]

The question posed is this Family function and or watch the game? Family first- UCONN that is.

 

[August_West]

The question posed is Family function and miss game or blow it off? Family first- UCONN that is.

You must fix haiku
Five seven five is needed
For the mojo gods

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Florida is great
We live on beating great teams
We are so Doomed!

Unless the exclamation point is a syllable, I got some questions about that last line.

 

[UCweCONN]

The question posed is this Family function and or watch the game? Family first- UCONN that is.

Can't get the lines right on Android.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Back up to Trumbull
4 kids: 2, 2, 7, 10
Mom, dad, NeNe, me

Rolling Rock & wings
Texans & South African
rooting for Huskies

More defensive stops
Protect the ball, hit some 3s
Keep making free throws

 

[Migs]

Six and a half points
Two giant goofy testes
We're going all sack

Fearing no gators
Losers complain about flukes
History repeats

 

[Rico444]

Patric Young is large
Florida has improved lots
We're so f#*king DOOMED

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Can't get the lines right on Android.

Start with getting the haiku right: the first line has 5 syllables, no more and no fewer. The second line has 7 syllables, no more and no fewer. The third line is like the first line: 5 syllables, no more and no fewer. This has NOT been a haiku.

I find the same thing
Android phone formats weirdly
So not for haiku

 

[Husky92]

The question posed
is this: Family function
and or watch the game?

Family first- UCONN that is.

FIFY?

 

[dsturdy5]

Young scored seventeen
It doesn't matter tonight
So says Senhor T

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Patric Young is large
Florida has improved lots
We're so f#*king DOOMED

Why even show up?
Why watch TBS (or tru)?
It's really no use

 

[TimTCT]

Ten Toes, Two Testicles In
Gator Gag Reflex No Match for Senhor
Talking Heads, Talk No More

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Ten Toes, Two Testicles In
Gator Gag Reflex No Match for Senhor
Talking Heads, Talk No More

Is haiku THAT hard?
THIS simple: 5 . . . 7 . . . 5
Give it a try please

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Need reinforcements
Haiku police signing out
Someone hold the fort

Respect the mojo
"We're gonna win this game" too
Ten toes, two nuts in

 

[CTBasketball]

Such gator teeth. Wow,
Much strength, very doomed. So wow.
So scare, much scare. Wow.

 

[Scot-e]

Please fix your Haikus
The mojo must be maintained
WE ARE SO DOOMED!!!!!!!!!

 

[Walker11]

We must need fluke win
I see no hope for tonight
Oops, we have Senhor

 

[UCweCONN]

One last attempt (hope format works): Family event Or watch UCONN play tonight? UCONN wins of course.

 

[UCweCONN]

One last attempt (hope format works): Family event Or watch UCONN play tonight? UCONN wins of course.

Damn can't get three lines with Android! Trust me, it's a Haiku this time..

 

[dsturdy5]

Fluke in December?
It's time for Shabazz-ketball
Luck need not apply

 

[Bezzz]

Boneyarders always
mess up the haiku format
which is good mojo.

 

[intlzncster]

Florida is great
But UCONN are too Senhor
Testiculo wins.