Game Day Haiku UConn vs Seton Hall

[Son of Robert]

Yo fellas, let's go
drumming up positive vibes
Boneyard poetry

 

[Umami Zen]

Pirates of Seton
At Gampel-Will get beaten'
Deletes first meetin'

 

[Kolumbo]

Eat drink be merry
Aargh drown pirates, send them to
Davey Jones’ Locker

Three sheets to the wind
Where is the jolly roger
Huskies eat them bones

 

[NowInStorrs]

Ahoy! The pirates
The Huskies will be ready
Shiver me timbers

 

[OkaForPrez]

Kadari went ham
but tonight he gets shut down
by angry pork chop.

 

[navery12]

The Pirates are back
Too bad, we have Sanogo
Huskies by seven

 

[Huskybass]

I pray that we win
Even if just by one point
No Aiken, no excuses

 

[Husky Alien]

Cat O'nine tales, Arr!
Pirates get a whipping, Arr!
Cast off, Huskies win

 

[awfuldan]

We have six games left
Finish the season off right
It starts with this win

 

[ClifSpliffy]

south wind gusts ayer.
temps follow a hoy. pirates?
our captain is best.

 

[8893]

Full Snow Moon tonight
Huskies looking for a fight
Show symbol of might

 

[Hey Adrien!]

I was at Newark.
I left the game exhausted.
Richmond played unreal.

Not sustainable.
He will regress to the mean.
Less swish and more clank.

 

[Tyler2Rings]

Its a new season
Gampel, Gampel, then Hartford
Huskies fly at home

 

[karstenkibbe]

Crush Pirates Booty™️
Hurley will exact revenge
On South Orange-ites

 

[elmcityboy]

if we let richmond
get 27 again
i will be very sad

 

[Madmannsucks]

The Hall is going
Down, But not to the nightclub
Bumpty, Bumpty Bump.

 

[Doctor Hoop]

A non-sequitur
Catholic school has pirates?
Huskies steal a win

 

[DALTX]

Gampel Pavilion
Huskies carry momentum
TikTok Night. Wait, what?

 

[Hey Adrien!]

if we let richmond
get 27 again
i will be very sad

That? Never again.
Unless we play the Spiders
and we defend well.

 

[Kolumbo]

When I think of SHU
Shaheen Holloway wore shorts
almost to his shoes

Never liked those skirts
One style that always looks good
Huskies pulling sleds

 

[Austin316]

Here we go again
Pirates can’t handle the smoke
We will feast tonight

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Eat drink be merry
Aargh drown pirates, send them to
Davey Jones’ Locker

I pray that we win
Even if just by one
No Aiken, no excuses

Crush Pirates Booty™️
Hurley will exact revenge
On South Orange-ites

if we let richmond
get 27 again
i will be very sad

A non-sequitur
Catholic school has pirates?
Huskies steal a win

Outright miscounting
Apostrophe without S
Odd-syllabled words

I can't give a Like
But others seem not to mind
Mojo affected?

The road's narrowing
So is the error margin
Little things matter

Play loose and have fun
But unforced errors can hurt
Coaches, players, fans

Game preparation
Chances to grow & close out
One game at a time

It's that time of year
Time to put it together
We all play our part

Connecticut's team
New York's and New England's too
Why not New Jersey's?

 

[Dove]

Seton Hall be like,
Achin' without Aiken now.
But, Pirates...they are.

 

[8893]

Outright miscounting
Apostrophe without S
Odd-syllabled words

I can't give a Like
But others seem not to mind
Mojo affected?

The road's narrowing
So is the error margin
Little things matter

Play loose and have fun
But unforced errors can hurt
Coaches, players, fans

Game preparation
Chances to grow & close out
One game at a time

It's that time of year
Time to put it together
We all play our part

Connecticut's team
New York's and New England's too
Why not New Jersey's?

I used to count them
Then I relied on your count
If late, I just glance

When you clean it up
I "unlike" if I have time
Otherwise, I don't

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

When I think of SHU
Shaheen Holloway wore shorts
almost to his shoes

50-50 balls
Need certainty & sure hands
Line one is iffy