Game Day Haiku UConn vs Providence

[Son of Robert]

Rivalry returns
let's get this season rockin
A good win today

 

[Vancat]

Need a diversion
I'm still tryna get over
Boeheim eating snots

 

[HuskylnSC]

It’s Time to avoid
The NCAA bubble
Step 1 is Beat Prov

 

[Waquoit]

I hate Providence
Just the name makes one want to
Eat their own boogers

 

[Hey Adrien!]

My plan for today:
record the game, cook dinner
then no commercials!

 

[ARIDE]

Tired of the gamemanship! Is Book in lineup or not!

 

[Get a Job]

Tired of the gamemanship! Is Book in lineup or not!

Come on, brotherman!
Thread is for haikus only!
Try this on for size:

"Tired of gamesmanship!
Is Bouk in lineup or not?!
Tell me now, Hurley!"

 

[Psolo12]

Bouknight is back guys
Time to hear Providence cries
Ed Cooley's demise

 

[wheelerdog]

The push begins now
A winnable game today
With or without Bouk

 

[QDOG5]

Let's turn up the heat
Friar, friar, shorts on fire
Extinguish P C

 

[mussels]

Been almost eight years
since Huskies last bit Friars
new start same result

 

[CL82]

Isn't a Fryer
some type of chicken? How odd.
Strange choice for mascot.

Let's fry up those birds
and have a delicious meal.
Victory tastes great.

Sorry, Ernie D
isn't coming out onto
the court anymore.

So lookout Fryers
UConn's back in the Big East.
All fear the Big Dog.

 

[Waquoit]

Bouknight is back guys
Time to hear Providence cries
Ed Cooley's demise

Rhyme is optional
For haiku, props for doing
So naturally

 

[OkaForPrez]

As the saying goes:
Don't judge a Bouknight by its
sleeve. Something like that.

 

[Get a Job]

Ain't no denyin'
Friars be cryin'
Cuz JB/AJ are flyin'

It's 5-7-5
5-5-8 doesn't cut it
Fix it for mojo

 

[mussels]

Time to avoid
The NCAA bubble
Step 1 Beat Prov

Let's turn up the heat
Friar, friar, shorts on fire
Extinguish P C

Ain't no denyin'
Friars be cryin'
Cuz JB/AJ are flyin'

Anyone buyin'?

Syllable alert
please count them you good people
to improve mojo

 

[JakeTheDog]

Friars get beatdown
And have to seek forgiveness
From their God Shammgod

 

[drayenob]

Providence you suck!
Who would name their kid David
With a last name Duke?

 

[hansonel-amin]

Bouknight enters game
Offense becomes more fluid
Scoring total up

 

[TerryBoyz]

“No I missed the game.
“ I had a conflict at 4”
A casual fan.

 

[QDOG5]

Where is my mistake
Contraction the sticking point?
Mojo is a must

 

[Get a Job]

Where is my mistake
Contraction the sticking point?
Mojo is a must

Second line is tough
Can be read as 5 or 8
7 is a stretch

 

[Big Cranky]

Don't let the snowfall
Get you down on life today
See you at 4 y'all!

 

[elmcityboy]

bouknight back, bouknight
back. there's all these b****es scream-
ing that bouknight back

 

[TerryBoyz]

Bouknight returning
Like the song by Timbuk 3
“I gotta wear shades”