Butler Haiku

[Hey Adrien!]

Thad Matta ain’t Brad,
but that doesn’t mean I can’t
think about titles.

 

[QuickDraw]

bulldogs can not run
huskies going to have fun
road win in the books

 

[Chosen]

Dont think about the
Game Wednesday night at Xavier
First road win tonight

Go UConn

 

[FfldCntyFan]

They all want to know
Who can piss with the big dogs
It isn't Butler

 

[EZPass]

The butler did it:
Ya lose seven straight to us.
Ha, add another!

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Gonzaga Bulldogs
Were the victims earlier
These Bulldogs are next

Butler is better
Than last year, but their ceiling
Isn't high enough

 

[Son of Robert]

As you know, road games
gotta show up extra tough
Friday night knockout

 

[drayenob]

Different team no cling
Butler's Friday Superbowl
Huskies claw one out

 

[Skiblets]

Butler will try to
Run the picket fence with a
Different outcome

Edit - Alternate version based on @Hans Sprungfeld ’s haiku below

Butler will try to
Run the picket fence with a
Much different outcome

 

[Waquoit]

I think you will find
That the gym measures the same
As the one in Storrs

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Fans worried last year
Before the game at Hinkle
The team was prepared

Would like same today
I'm not arrogant or spoiled
Win one on the road

Two syls or three syls?
Two haikus with the same word
All in how it's said

On the other hand
Last line below ain't haiku
I like to keep form

Dont think about the
Game Wednesday night at Xavier
First road win tonight

Go UConn

Go UConn Go U
Conn Go UConn Go UConn
Go UConn Go U

Just a suggestion
More of an imperfection
Than an infraction

Go UConn Huskies
Go UConn, go UConn, go
UConn Huskies go

Go UConn Huskies
Symbol of might to the foe
To vic'try, let's go

 

[NCHuskie919]

Posh Alexander
Has soggy female boobies
Steph Castle does not

 

[Skiblets]

A big talent gap
Jimmy Chitwood not walking
Through that door tonight

 

[Kolumbo]

Offense needs to roll
Hinkle Fieldhouse old school gym
Huskies shoot lights out

Bulldogs are friendly
Big East games, they need to work
Huskies pull the sled!

 

[Dove]

Posh Alexander
Has soggy female boobies
Steph Castle does not

Was gonna haiku.
Then saw this disturbing post.
Now I am brain dead.

 

[RedStickHusky]

No mystery here
The Butler did not do it
Paw prints at the scene

 

[Skiblets]

No mystery here
The Butler did not do it
Paw prints at the scene

Lock this thread. We have a winner !

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Lock this thread. We have a winner !

I love this one too
But your post is not haiku
What ya gonna do?

How 'bout a rewrite?
Same message, diff'rent wording
Then maybe lock it

 

[Skiblets]

I love this one too
But your post is not haiku
What ya gonna do?

How 'bout a rewrite?
Same message, diff'rent wording
Then maybe lock it

We should lock this thread
Or use my first lock thread post
As grounds for hanging

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

We should lock this thread
Or use my first lock thread post
As grounds for hanging

Mojo loves re-dos
They show we pay attention
The little things rule

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Mister Hans Sprungfeld
Has time on his hands to write
Too many haikus

 

[RedStickHusky]

Mister Hans Sprungfeld
Has time on his hands to write
Too many haikus

Food for the mojo
A simple verse appeases
Too many, you think?

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Mister Hans Sprungfeld
Has time on his hands to write
Too many haikus

Current screenshot from
Kentucky Driving License
Regional Office

 

[RedStickHusky]

With a second thought
I may be forced to concede
Too many indeed