I know this is a pipe dream, but I call this conference "Canada's Nut Sack Conference". (The CNSC, for short.)
It is regionally-correct - all the schools are south of Canada. The conference includes every major market, every not major market and every market that you didn't even know was a market but in fact is a market. Want the New York market? Got it. Grand Rapids? Got it. Northern Maine? Yep. Southern Alabama? Got it. If you're there, we are, too.
Scheduling is easy. We play a round-robin format where every team plays every other team in some sport or another and we just tabulate the wins and losses from there. At the end of the year, we declare Notre Dame the national champion and hand Texas a check for $200,000,000.
Done and Done.
CNSC Membership:
Alabama A&M University
- Alabama State University
- Alcorn State University
- American University
- Appalachian State University
- Austin Peay State University
- Belmont University
- Bethune-Cookman College
- Birmingham-Southern College
- Boston University
- Brown University
- Bucknell University
- California State University, Sacramento
- Campbell University
- Canisius College Centenary College (Louisiana)
- Central Connecticut State University
- Charleston Southern University
- Coastal Carolina University
- Colgate University
- College of the Holy Cross
- College of William and Mary
- Columbia University-Barnard College
- Coppin State College
- Cornell University
- Creighton University
- Dartmouth College
- Davidson College
- Delaware State University
- Drake University
- Drexel University
- Duquesne University
- East Tennessee State University
- Eastern Illinois University
- Eastern Kentucky University
- Eastern Washington University
- Elon University
- Fairfield University
- Florida A&M University
- Fordham University
- Furman University
- Gardner-Webb University
- George Mason University
- George Washington University
- Georgia Southern University
- Georgia State University
- Grambling State University
- Hampton University
- Harvard University
- High Point University
- Hofstra University
- Howard University
- Idaho State University
- Illinois State University
- Indiana University, Bloomington
- Indiana University-Purdue University at Indianapolis
- Iona College
- Jackson State University
- Jacksonville State University
- Jacksonville University J
- James Madison University
- Kennesaw State University
- La Salle University
- Lafayette College
- Lamar University
- Lehigh University
- Liberty University
- Lipscomb University
- Long Island University-Brooklyn Campus
- Loyola College (Maryland)
- Manhattan College
- Marist College
- McNeese State University
- Mercer University
- Mississippi Valley State University
- Missouri State University
- Monmouth University
- Montana State University-Bozeman
- Morehead State University
- Morgan State University
- Mount St. Mary's University
- Murray State University
- Nicholls State University
- Norfolk State University
- North Carolina A&T State University
- North Dakota State University
- Northeastern University
- Northern Arizona University
- Northwestern State University
- Oakland University
- Old Dominion University
- Oral Roberts University
- Portland State University
- Prairie View A&M University
- Presbyterian College
- Princeton University
- Quinnipiac University
- Radford University
- Rider University
- Robert Morris University
- Sacred Heart University
- Saint Joseph's University
- Saint Louis University
- Sam Houston State University
- Samford University
- Savannah State University
- Siena College
- South Carolina State University
- South Dakota State University
- Southeast Missouri State University
- Southeastern Louisiana University
- Southern Illinois University at Carbondale
- Southern University, Baton Rouge
- Southern Utah University
- St. Bonaventure University
- St. Francis College (New York)
- St. Francis University (Pennsylvania)
- St. Mary's College (California)
- St. Peter's College State University of New York at Binghamton
- Stephen F. Austin State University
- Stetson University
- Stony Brook University
- Tennessee State University
- Tennessee Technological University
- Texas A&M University-Corpus Christi
- Texas Southern University
- Texas State University-San Marcos
- The Citadel
- Towson University
- University of Alabama, Tuscaloosa
- University of Albany
- University of Arkansas, Pine Bluff
- University of Central Arkansas
- University of Dayton
- University of Delaware
- University of Evansville
- University of Hartford
- University of Illinois, Champaign
- University of Iowa
- University of Maine, Orono
- University of Maryland, Eastern Shore
- University of Massachusetts
- University of Missouri, Kansas City
- University of Montana
- University of New Hampshire
- University of North Carolina, Asheville
- University of North Carolina, Charlotte
- University of North Carolina, Greensboro
- University of North Carolina, Wilmington
- University of North Florida
- University of Northern Colorado
- University of Northern Iowa
- University of Pennsylvania
- University of Rhode Island
- University of Richmond
- University of San Diego
- University of Tennessee at Chattanooga
- University of Tennessee at Martin
- University of Texas at Arlington
- University of Texas at San Antonio
- University of Vermont
- Virginia Commonwealth University
- Virginia Military Institute
- Wagner College
- Weber State University
- Western Carolina University
- Western Illinois University
- Wichita State University
- Winston-Salem State University
- Winthrop University
- Wofford College
- Xavier University
- Yale University
