There's only one, Ballhog Chick.
I grabbed this off a Boneyard post but don't know who the author is.
THE RETURN OF THE BALLHOG CHICK
On the grounds of Shady Acres
where a coach can take the cure
when her nerves have turned to shakers
and can no more strain endure
our Miss Pat strolled in the garden,
for it was her discharge day.
A reporter begged her pardon -
Would some questions be okay?
“But of course” Miss Pat said sweetly.
“I’m all well now, you can see,
and recovered most completely
as my doctors all agree."
“Will you now return to coaching?”
asked the scribe in high suspense.
“With the playoffs now approaching
things might get a little tense.”
And she answered back serenely
“Games won’t phase me in the least.
I can handle stress routinely
which is why I’m now released.”
Next he paused, a little wary,
for he knew this next was key.
“So I guess it won’t be scary
when you face Diana T?”
Then her eyes began to glitter,
and she smiled a frozen smile,
while she watched a furry critter
gather acorns in a pile.
As it scurried up a hick’ry
our Miss Pat said “Pardon me.”
And as dock went after dick’ry
then she promptly climbed the tree.