Jack Nicholson and Danny Devito will be playing lead rolls when the BY Lifetime Movie of the Week is made.
Nurse Ratchet will be played by the infamous Kate Upton.
Has everyone gone mad? Big 12?
I wrote this a while back when someone said McMurphy is tweeting about expansion. I never heard of the journalist McMurphy, I only knew one:
McMurphy
@billy Which one of these nuts, Ville or Uconn, has any guts? #screwratchett
McMurphy
That's right, Rutgers. There is an Easter Bunny #notdreaming
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Boise St.
@McMurphy I must be nuts to be in a loony bin like the BE #whatdidijoin?
San Diego St.
@Boise St. @McMurphy Come on, Boise. We're here to cooperate 100%. We're not nuts.
Boise St.
@San Diego St. Is this crazy enough for ya'? Want me to take a [dump] on the floor?
UCF
@Boise St. This is the best we can do.
Boise St.
@UCF What are you doin' here? You're young. You oughta be out in a convertible bird-doggin' chicks and bangin' XXXXX in the Sun Belt.
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ACC
@Maryland $50 million exit fee. That's the rule.
CheswickinMD
@ACC Rules? PISS ON YOUR RULES!
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Tobacco Road
@GeneDeFilipper Well we don't wanna break up the meeting or nothin', but you're somethin' of a , aren't ya?
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FloridaSt.
Chairman Swofford! Chairman Swofford! Virginia Tech just voted. Now will you please allow Louisville in?
Swofford
@FloridaSt. The meeting was adjourned and the vote was closed.
FloridaSt.
@Swofford But the vote was 9 to 2 in favor of Louisville. Virginia Tech, he's got his hand up! Look!
Swofford
@Florida St. No, Mr. Seminole. When the meeting was adjourned, the vote was 8 to 3.
FloridaSt.
@Swofford Aw come on, you're not gonna say that now! You're not gonna say that now! You're gonna pull that hen house s***? Now when the vote... Virginia Tech just voted - it was 9 to 2. Now I want that Louisville in *right now*!
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Cincy
@Louisville Ville... they said you escaped. I knew you wouldn't leave without me. I was waiting for you. Now we can make it, Ville; we can leave the Big East. I feel big as a damn mountain.
Cincy
@Louisville Ville?
Cincy
@Louisville Oh no.
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BCtotheB10
@ACC We're gone! #suckers
ACC
@BCtotheB10 Have you ever heard of the old saying "a rolling stone gathers no moss?" Does that mean something to you?
BCtotheB10
@ACC It's the same as "don't wash your dirty underwear in public." [Here at BC we never reveal internal conversations to the media.]
ACC
@BCtotheB10 I'm not sure I understand what you mean.
BCtotheB10
@ACC Because we're smarter than you, aren't we?
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FloridaSt.
@GTech What are we doing in here, 'Wreck? Huh? What's us two guys doing in this place? Let's get out of here. Out.
GTech
@FloridaSt. Big12?
FloridaSt.
@GTech Big12. We'll be there before these sonnoffabetches know what hit 'em. Listen to me on this one. It's easier than you think.
GTech
@FloridaSt. For you, maybe. You're a lot bigger than me.
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ESPN
@BigEast No, no, I'll show you some more tricks. You ain't seen the Spanish deck yet. That's 20 percent more torture!
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Louisville
@UConn Get out of my way son, you're usin' my oxygen.
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ACC
@UConn [Preliminary Interview] Well, the real reason that you haven't joined us yet is we're still evaluating you. To determine whether or not you are going to be a stable member. This is the real reason. Why do you think we might think that?
UConn
@ACC Well, as near as I can figure out, it's 'cause I, uh, fight and [duck*] too much.