I've seen this so many times. Worked in retail a long time ago and probably heard all of them.
You want that price? you're going to have to go through the quantum realm with Ant Man
My first job was at the Frank Davis Resort as a pot washer. Promoted to dish washer just before end of summer season. Good times.Gold.
Retail is the best worst first job. No, dishwasher is. Retail is 2nd.