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nomar

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I'd give up your left nut.



Also, as for the question, to paraphrase Dave Chappelle from Half Baked: "I love UConn Basketball. I love it! But not as much...as I love p****."
 
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I think you all should start going without sex now and then we can see if it worked in April!

Ain't no way in hell I will love male basketball players over 'relations' with a woman. However I have been known to make a sacrifice for a game or two or three or . . . . . . . . . . . .

You know "take one for the team".
 

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Last Saturday I went into cardiac arrest. Was dead on the side walk for 5 minutes! CPR and Defribulator brought me back. FOR REAL. That trumps everything else. Looking forward to going to my 6th Mens FF in Houston.

Good luck man!
 

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Ain't no way in hell I will love male basketball players over 'relations' with a woman. However I have been known to make a sacrifice for a game or two or three or . . . . . . . . . . . .

You know "take one for the team".

Based on your post, I'm not sure where you are taking one for the team. Gotta give you props for being a serious fan though!
 
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Speaking of sex, giving it up etc etc check this out. A guy was on a safari with his wife and suddenly they came across a cheetah tracking down an antelope right outside the truck they were in. The husband said "man I hope that antelope gets away from him" to which the wife replied "c'mon honey that little deer has no shot you've seen this enough on TV. In fact I am so sure about the cheetah having him for dinner I will blow you every night the rest of our life if the cheetah doesn't" Here's how it went:

 
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This is a silly question since UConn will probably win a 5th title some time soon anyways :rolleyes:

The list of things I would give up in order for the Mets to win a World Series would be pretty outrageous.
Amen brother!
 
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I wouldn't give up anything...that implies that it's a guarantee and what's the fun in that (insert Uconn will get another title in Texas comment here). Really though, the fun is in the chase.
 
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