Husky A Team
White fur, pale face
Breathing in the snowflakes
New League, sour taste
School's are gone, the Big East ends,
$100 million to pay rent,
Strange league, strange teams
But you say
you have a class A team
stuck in this day dream
you'll be in a better league
but lately
you're football team is
slowly sinking, wasting
crumbling like pastries
And they say
the worst things in life come free to us
Cause you all wanted a better league
Just so you'd lose to more football teams
The ACC doesn't want you to apply
So thank your buddy Boeheim
And you're on the pipe
if you think you're joining Maryland
They're off with Edsall to the Promised Land
IT'S TOO COLD OUTSIDE
FOR HUSKIES TO FLY
OR A HUSKY WILL DIE
AND NO ONE WILL CRY
White fur, pale face
Breathing in the snowflakes
New League, sour taste
School's are gone, the Big East ends,
$100 million to pay rent,
Strange league, strange teams
But you say
you have a class A team
stuck in this day dream
you'll be in a better league
but lately
you're football team is
slowly sinking, wasting
crumbling like pastries
And they say
the worst things in life come free to us
Cause you all wanted a better league
Just so you'd lose to more football teams
The ACC doesn't want you to apply
So thank your buddy Boeheim
And you're on the pipe
if you think you're joining Maryland
They're off with Edsall to the Promised Land
IT'S TOO COLD OUTSIDE
FOR HUSKIES TO FLY
OR A HUSKY WILL DIE
AND NO ONE WILL CRY