SDSU Haiku

[Chosen]

Here we go my friends
Second weekend is now here
UConn gets the win

 

[QuickDraw]

had to scroll way down
lets go with the game mojo
put this at the top

San Diego blows
make it worse than the last time
we are just better

 

[mussels]

Last flex for Aztecs
they go home, wear shades, eat sprouts
we keep on dancing

 

[jayteeman]

Bring all your flowers
The Aztecs will be buried
In TD Garden

 

[61cygni]

Twenty Eleven
Twenty Twenty Three, and soon
Twenty Twenty Four

 

[Waquoit]

SDSU fans
Are still crying about the
Kemba T. Losers.

 

[Samoo]

Montezuma gets
No revenge from us today
We will win again

 

[Deepster]

From the X account "Taylor Swift Haikus (https://twitter.com/tswifthaikus?lang=en):

Take their shots,
but we’re bulletproof, and you know for
me, it’s always you.

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

They could not beat us
When they had Kawhi Leonard
Won't happen today

 

[6in25]

The Huskies roll in
The TD becomes Storrs North
The Huskies roll on

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Four team tournament
UConn - San Diego State
Semi-Final Game

Win the opener
And advance to the Finals
One game at a time

Take care of bizness
Workmanlike efficiency
Follow the blueprint

Respect all, fear none
U-C-O-N-N
Coaches. Players. Fans.

Reach, then reach further.
Find the edge, and then back off
to leave room for joy

 

[6in25]

Four team tournament
UConn - San Diego State
Semi-Final Game

Win the opener
And advance to the Finals
One game at a time

Take care of bizness
Workmanlike efficiency
Follow the blueprint

Respect all, fear none
U-C-O-N-N
Coaches. Players. Fans.

Reach, then reach further.
Find the edge, and then back off
to leave room for joy

U-C-O-N-N
Is this not five syllables?
What am I missing?

Perhaps it's a test
To see who else is watching
Perhaps I'm just wrong

 

[RedDog]

Like Gob's Aztec Tomb,
San Diego State Aztecs
are an illusion!

 

[Tyler2Rings]

"San Diego"- the
German word meaning "a whale's
vaginaa" #tidbits

 

[storrsroars]

U-C-O-N-N
Is this not five syllables?
What am I missing?

Perhaps Hans had a
banned word before or after
those key five letters

Or maybe he just
Screwed the pooch. He's got until
Gametime to fix it

From the X account "Taylor Swift Haikus (https://twitter.com/tswifthaikus?lang=en):

Take their shots,
but we’re bulletproof, and you know for
me, it’s always you.

Bulletproof haiku
Means also explanation
Must be haiku form

While I'm at it, you
May believe that Bulletproof
Coffee helps mojo

But objectively
And subjectively it is
Pretty bad coffee.

 

[Hey Adrien!]

This rainy weather
reminds San Diego State
we ain't in Cali.

 

[storrsroars]

Montezuma gets
No revenge from us today
We will win again

I'm reminded of
The Momadou Diarra
Jokes in '17

Headband Hass can still
Spray some Diarra over
Aztecs for the win.

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

Steston Northswestern
Who cares how their name is spelled
Aztecs Astekz lose

 

[UCTitleTown]

San Diego State
You're about to face the Dogs
No revenge for you!

 

[Stinger92860]

One step at a time
SDSU next in line
survive and advance

 

[RedStickHusky]

Sixteen stand, eight sweet
A journey near half complete
No Aztec revenge

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

U-C-O-N-N
Is this not five syllables?
What am I missing?

Perhaps it's a test
To see who else is watching
Perhaps I'm just wrong

I can't today plead
the Profanity Defense
Well, not honestly

Your uncertainty
and questioning resonates
with me quite strongly

It's a slog to count
Each and ev'ry syllable
Grateful for backups

The We beats the Me
"U-C-O-N-N Huskies"
Was what I'd wanted

Got fixated on
Spelling with CAPS and hyphens
Left things incomplete

I don't screw pooches
I cheer for UCONN Huskies
And trust the process

Ev'rything's a test
Ever-y-thing is a test
Trust but verify

"Game Day Haiku Thread: "
Was what we used to call it
Simple, consistent

 

[UConnRock]

Just some tidbits here
No foul trouble hit some threes
See you Saturday

 

[Tyler2Rings]

In case of Aztec
Run: Deep breath, pray to JC,
Take a sip of piss

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Title game rematch
Tonight we shall be Cortes
Many SoCal tears


Step three of six on
Our quest to win a trophy
This is our mission


Taylor Swift may help
Add some mojo to the cause
There are many paths


Our mojo motto
“I love that dirty water
Boston your my home”


What’s next for mojo?
A bulletproof Taylor Swift
Artwork by Deepster

Whether Bai or beer
We will drink to help the cause
More free range mojo


Sydney Sweeney, our
Adopted Mojo princess
Joins our hallowed cast

San Diego State
Boston Massacre victims
More free range mojo


Our retired judge
Deepster is the one true Stooge
Judge Uncle Junior