And the prophet MakersMuppet said unto the gathered tribe of the-boneyard.com: "Hear these words and know they are true, for I bring word from they Lord JC. He hath declared that there shall be a five-day feast of basketball in the city of New York, and he hath commanded all the faithful of the Husky tribe to wear the color blue, and to gather in the Garden of MSG, and to look to the portly arcangel known as Big Red, who shall lead the tribe in the holy incantation U-C-O-N-N. Hear my words! Thou shalt quaff thy Rolling Rocks, and thou shalt eat of the winged buffalo. Thou shalt compose hyms to thy Lord, in the form of japanese poems that don't rhyme and must follow the form of one line of five syllables, one line of seven syllables, and one line of five syllables. And thou shalt bump my post. If thou performest thy duties, they Lord JC will reward the faithful with mojo and wins."
And Lo, the faithful of the-boneyard.com heeded the words of the prophet MakersMuppet, and bumped his post. They wore blue and gathered in the Garden of MSG, and they looked to the portly arcangel Big Red and performed the incantation of the U-C-O-N-N cheer. They quaffed the Rolling Rocks and ate of the winged buffalo, and wrote haikus to please JC. And Lo! Did the mojo flow! On one night, Saint Kemba saw that Garret McGee's ankles were unbroken. That did not please JC, so Saint Kemba performed the Miracle of the Wicked Sidestep and McGee's ankles were broken. And the Huskies feasted for five days in the Garden and won the Big East tournament. But the Husky Tribe did not stop bumping the MakersMuppet post, and they did not stop the quaffing of the Rocks or the writing of the haikus, and JC was pleased and the Huskies kept #winning through the month of March and vanquished all the foes before them, even the boy-king Brad Stevens.