Easily his best column ever, by a mile:
"Overtures by West Virginia to the ACC and SEC, according to CBSsports.com, were rejected. West Virginia denied this. According to the Kansas City Star, an offer is in place for Missouri to join the SEC as a 14th team.
In the meantime, Oklahoma coach Bob Stoops signs an ungodly $5 million a year deal. In the meantime, Notre Dame AD Jack Swarbrick criticizes Pittsburgh chancellor Mark Nordenberg for being hypocritical. If you wanted to save the freaking Big East, Jack, bring your football team. And there's ACC commissioner John Swofford woofing about holding the ACC basketball tournament at Madison Square Garden.
Ruthless. Ruthless. Ruthless."
Dude can retire after this - and seriously, he should. He probably won't write anything better than this piece, ever...