Shut up and eat the Mojo sandwich, commie!
How come you're always such a fussy young man
'dissing turkey and ketchup cause you aren't a fan,
Well don't you know that kids are starvin' in Japan
So eat it, just eat it
Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kinds of foods you hate
It's time for you to step up to your mojo fate
So eat it
Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it
Make the mojo sandwich and eat it
Have some more turkey
Let the ketchup rip
It isn't enough
unless it starts to drip.
Just eat it, just eat it
Just eat it, just eat it, Woo!
Your America hating is a crying shame
But the tourney is upon us so this ain't no game
Now, if you throw up
You'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it. Just eat it.
You better listen, better do as you're told
Put some sliced turkey on a hogie roll
Loading it with ketchup is the mojo goal!
So eat it.
I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more ketchup
and more turkey too.
It doesn't matter if it tastes like poo.
Just eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
Don't you make me repeat it!
So eat the turkey, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it! Eat it!
Eat it! Eat it!
Eat it! Eat it!
If it's getting cold, reheat it
Have it for dinner.
and have it for a snack.
Keep eating it, you can't send it back.
Just eat it! Eat it!
Get yourself some more and repeat it!
Have some more turkey and ketchup, too.
It doesn't matter if drips on your shoe.
Just eat it! Eat it!
Don't you make me repeat it!
