Game Day Haiku!

[NHUConnfan]

Here we are again
Back in the championship
Bring it on home boys!

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Yep, it's haiku time
Remember: Five-Seven-Five
Syllables, not words

 

[Adios]

Kentucky sucks balls.
Not the orange bouncy type.
The hairy Senhor.

 

[Scot-e]

Getting on the plane
Raining cats and dogs right now
WE ARE SO DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[storrsroars]

Johnny Clam Chowder
Is human botulism
UConn is the cure

 

[uconnisgood]

No one can take us
Not even c0cky freshmen
From hick Kentucky

 

[dsturdy5]

Rally the mojo
It's championship Monday
Balls ride one last time

 

[socal613ws]

Last Name is Huskies
First name National Champs
No bandwagon Drake

 

[Da_Aisijimo_Gou]

Horsebarn Hill beckons
Bring home national titles
UCONN Huskies Win

 

[Dooley]

Busted his bracket
But he is still an old friend
Can't wait to see him

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Six wins in a row
Somebody's gonna do it
Might as well be us

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Last Name is Huskies
First name National Champs
No bandwagon Drake

Fix the second line
Just add the article "is"
And you're good to go

 

[Tk79]

Rip and Khalid one
Okafor and Ben make two
Kemba three, Bazz four

 

[GlastonTim]

I'm a Husky fan
I will lose my voice tonight
Cheering for our team

 

[Caronimo]

Reading the yard at work
I really can't get anything done
Uconn is numba one

 

[GlastonTim]

The mojo is strong
For Shabazz, Niels and Tyler
To win second ring

 

[Migs]

Senhor above all
Let's testicuolo some cats
Four coming to Storrs

Underdog again
Kentucky has media
We willl bring the press

 

[Tk79]

It's ridiculous
How fortunate we all are
To be UConn fans

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Reading the yard at work
I really can't get anything done
Uconn is numba one

Dear Caronimo:
Haiku ain't working either
Five-Seven-Five PLEASE

 

[CTBasketball]

Such doom, such frosh, wow.
Much claws, much Randle, so wow.
Scare. So scare, scare. Wow.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Off the Boneyard now
Someone police the haiku
All for the mojo

 

[NHUConnfan]

U-C-O-N-N
H-U-S-K-I-E-S
Go beat Kentucky!

 

[junglehusky]

U! C! O! N! N!
UConn! UConn! UConn! Big
Red will be busy

Boat's D disrupting,
Cats turning over the ball
Kromah, Giffey 3's

Brimah block party
It'll come down to free throws
Bazz sparks UConn win

 

[GlastonTim]

We are so very Doomed
Doomed I tell ya, very Doomed
We are so very Doomed

 

[DavidK]

Kemba Came before
Taught the Freshman how to win
Shabazz bring it home