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This day has no breaking news. After a week of turmoil things have been eerily quiet on the realignment front.
Amazingly the hot spot for this topic, a place bearing the moniker "The Boneyard's Conference Realignment Board", has subsided in activity as well.
An unnamed source has attributed this sudden drop of frenetic activity to be the consequence of a gag order on all cartoonish caricature types.
On a related front ESPN had reported seeing a man with a baseball bat taking practice swings in front of ESPN's Bristol offices. This person was seen wearing a Simpson shirt and had been reported to shout , "down with the BE destroyers".
Security had been requested. Governor Malloy had sent national guard troops to Bristol. He also requested UConn President Sue Herbst to appear in an attempt to have a face to face with the protestor. This angry fellow supposedly screamed at Ms. Herbst to stop being ridiculous with *ss kissing a man who would only reject such behavior (the *ss kissing) and turn her attention to her current peers and start *ss kissing them. He repeated this several hundred times until his voice went hoarse. He then began to sign his demands, but confused the motion of "liking someone" with a sexual gesture of derogatory meaning. That prompted Ms. Herbst to slug said Dude knocking him out with one punch.
As he fell to the ground Ms. Herbst was heard to have said I know how to handle problems. With that the National Guard took the Simpson character into custody, and Presidents of Universities immediately tweeted to one another their dread of having to have face to face meetings with the UConn President in the future.
Amazingly the hot spot for this topic, a place bearing the moniker "The Boneyard's Conference Realignment Board", has subsided in activity as well.
An unnamed source has attributed this sudden drop of frenetic activity to be the consequence of a gag order on all cartoonish caricature types.
On a related front ESPN had reported seeing a man with a baseball bat taking practice swings in front of ESPN's Bristol offices. This person was seen wearing a Simpson shirt and had been reported to shout , "down with the BE destroyers".
Security had been requested. Governor Malloy had sent national guard troops to Bristol. He also requested UConn President Sue Herbst to appear in an attempt to have a face to face with the protestor. This angry fellow supposedly screamed at Ms. Herbst to stop being ridiculous with *ss kissing a man who would only reject such behavior (the *ss kissing) and turn her attention to her current peers and start *ss kissing them. He repeated this several hundred times until his voice went hoarse. He then began to sign his demands, but confused the motion of "liking someone" with a sexual gesture of derogatory meaning. That prompted Ms. Herbst to slug said Dude knocking him out with one punch.
As he fell to the ground Ms. Herbst was heard to have said I know how to handle problems. With that the National Guard took the Simpson character into custody, and Presidents of Universities immediately tweeted to one another their dread of having to have face to face meetings with the UConn President in the future.