ok, off the boat and back on the case...
did he throw out his batteries into the regular garbage? drive in the breakdown lane on the interstate? i know, he poured water into his neighbors riding mower... that's it, right? did he tear the big label off his mattress? domestic violence? is that it, cuz they changed the rules on that one since y2k times. nowadays, they just haul both into the clink, and sort it out later. ya can't make judgements on stuff when the rules are different. how about recycling, does he hate recycling? mebbe he used round-up on the driveway weeds, is that it? oops, forgot oxys, was he snorting oxys back in the day? man, when they switched to that instant gel formula, a lot of very good and upstanding citizens got all kerfuffled by that move. how aboot broccoli, is he one of those anti-broccoli types? ax murderer? cattle rustler, sheep stealer? did he help some guys cheat on whatever test the ncaa makes them take? not return calhouns calls? say bad things aboot someone's momma?
cheez and crackers, the suspense is killing me. inquiring minds want to know!
he told everyone that clark kent is Superman, that's got to be it... whatever he did, i shore hope it has hookers and blow in the tale. ya kind of expect it in this modern day and age. makes for good ratings.
(and for those keeping score at home. caught a striper (not a keeper), and a bluefish (dinner), on an umbrella jig. my pals weren't interested in stopping by the crack pipe store, so i never learned if they are open on sundays.)
