Haiku Review Update: Wine on the Keyboard...

[tzznandrew]

Near the end of composing the Haiku Review for the UML I spilled some win (sangiovese) on my keyboard. All my notes, at the moment, are lost, and I don't have time to start again. If and when my computer is recovered, I will post what I had.

 

[RichZ]

Your PC is drunk?
That is better than saying
the dog ate your notes.

 

[pepband99]

I spilled some win on my keyboard.

...so that's what we're calling it these days? I thought it was november, tssk tssk...

 

[Rico444]

Rule 76:
No excuses, play like a
champion, Andrew

 

[CL82]

Near the end of composing the Haiku Review for the UML I spilled some win (sangiovese) on my keyboard. All my notes, at the moment, are lost, and I don't have time to start again. If and when my computer is recovered, I will post what I had.

Do you think, perhaps, if you weren't drinking wine at 9 AM, you might have finished?

I'm a little worried about you.

 

[Mano]

Do you think, perhaps, if you weren't drinking wine at 9 AM, you might have finished?

I'm a little worried about you.

He was probably inspired by the MAL Back thread and had some Malbec.

 

[Dove]

Wine on the keyboard
is a great excuse for when
expectations high.

 

[intlzncster]

Near the end of composing the Haiku Review for the UML I spilled some win (sangiovese) on my keyboard. All my notes, at the moment, are lost, and I don't have time to start again. If and when my computer is recovered, I will post what I had.

If only it was a pinot....you would've been all good.

 

[Stinger92860]

Near the end of composing the Haiku Review for the UML I spilled some win (sangiovese) on my keyboard. All my notes, at the moment, are lost, and I don't have time to start again. If and when my computer is recovered, I will post what I had.

Too bad, if it was a Bordeaux it would have been fine. Why waste good Italian wine!

 

[Ewekon]

Hope it wasn't a Brunello. They're expensive.

 

[ctchamps]

Near the end of composing the Haiku Review for the UML I spilled some win (sangiovese) on my keyboard. All my notes, at the moment, are lost, and I don't have time to start again. If and when my computer is recovered, I will post what I had.

You must always put the win in spilt wine.

 

[nomar]

What sound does it make
When wine gets on your keyboard?
It sounds like tzzn

 

[jibsey]

I don’t drink wine while using a keyboard. Nice glass of Barolo, fire, lounge chair, Uconn game, scream at the refs, spill wine on floor.

 

[Samoo]

Oh no not the wine
The whole cesspool is waiting
I've failed them again

 

[Stainmaster]

What sound does it make
When wine gets on your keyboard?
It sounds like tzzn

All this time I had
said it like "tee-zee-zee-en."
I guess I'm wrong. Huh.

 

[nomar]

All this time I had
pronounced it like "tee-zee-zee-en."
I guess I'm wrong. Huh.

Well, T-Z-Z-N
Is the sound the keyboard makes
As it shoots off sparks

 

[CL82]

Wine on the keyboard?
More like whine from your keyboard!
So disappointing.

 

[mussels]

Near the end of composing the Haiku Review for the UML I spilled some win (sangiovese) on my keyboard. All my notes, at the moment, are lost, and I don't have time to start again. If and when my computer is recovered, I will post what I had.

You set the bar high
Too high perhaps, Icarus
The wax has melted

 

[OkaForPrez]

Severely disappointed. My haiku predicted the player of the game. Expected high acclaim.

 

[Mano]

This thread makes me sad
Andrew, health of your ‘puter?
On pins and needles

 

[intlzncster]

This thread makes me sad
Andrew, health of your ‘puter?
On pins and needles

Andrew's smart excuse
For never having to do
One of these again.

 

[CL82]

Andrew's smart excuse
For never having to do
One of these again.

You set the bar high
Too high perhaps, Icarus
The wax has melted

 

[8893]

Near the end of composing the Haiku Review for the UML I spilled some win (sangiovese) on my keyboard. All my notes, at the moment, are lost, and I don't have time to start again. If and when my computer is recovered, I will post what I had.

Bump

 

[CL82]

Bump

Uh why? And how did you even remember this thread?

(Still laughed when I read through it though.)

 

[8893]

Uh why? And how did you even remember this thread?

(Still laughed when I read through it though.)

This is starting to feel like @tzznandrew 's promised Boneyard week-in-review after he spilled wine on his keyboard.

We are never getting to the wedding.