Haiku for Grambling state

[Chosen]

Saturday at 4P
Its game time with Grambling
Were suppose to win

Avoid turnovers
Make shots around the basket
And play very smart

Lead the team RJ
The bench and freshmen need time
Get a good win boys

 

[Rocktheworld]

Is a haiku >48 hours pre-game align with mojo requirements?

 

[8893]

Saturday at 4P
Its game time with Grambling
Were suppose to win

Avoid turnovers
Make shots around the basket
And play very smart

Lead the team RJ
The bench and freshmen need time
Get a good win boys

Is a haiku >48 hours pre-game align with mojo requirements?

 

[8893]

Saturday at 4P
Its game time with Grambling
Were suppose to win

Avoid turnovers
Make shots around the basket
And play very smart

Lead the team RJ
The bench and freshmen need time
Get a good win boys

You seem well-intentioned, yet somehow oblivious to the major mojo abominations you have committed. In an effort to save you from Jurrdge @Deepster 's wrath and Hangman Swami's noose, I offer the following:

Haiku threads are game day threads. They can be started at any time after 12:00 a.m. EST on game day. Not before.

Under no circumstances should a haiku thread be started after a game day; and as Atlantis showed us, multi-day threads for multi-day tournaments are also verboten.

I don't even know what to say about starting a haiku thread after a loss. Just no.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

^ This: "Game Day Haiku"
Haiku is 5-7-5
ALL posts must conform

Corrections? Haiku
Comments or questions? Haiku
Nothing but haiku

Write, count, check, and post
Too little time to edit
Mojo calls for care

 

[RichCTBB]

Original poster. Please stop and observe for a while longer before starting any threads involving haiku.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

This publıc service
Allows for deviation
Otherwise HAIKU

Mine are examples
This isn't a Haiku thread
I'm just modeling

You seem well-intentioned, yet somehow oblivious to the major mojo abominations you have committed. In an effort to save you from Jurrdge @Deepster 's wrath and Hangman Swami's noose, I offer the following:

Haiku threads are game day threads. They can be started at any time after 12:00 a.m. EST on game day. Not before.

Under no circumstances should a haiku thread be started after a game day; and as Atlantis showed us, multi-day threads for multi-day tournaments are also verboten.

I don't even know what to say about starting a haiku thread after a loss. Just no.

 

[Kolumbo]

This is not a Haiku thread
opposite, in fact
Game day Mojo critical

 

[8893]

This publıc service
Allows for deviation
Otherwise HAIKU

Mine are examples
This isn't a Haiku thread
I'm just modeling

I get that you are modeling; I just refuse to desecrate the art form by using it in such a misguided thread.

 

[ClifSpliffy]

You seem well-intentioned, yet somehow oblivious to the major mojo abominations you have committed. In an effort to save you from Jurrdge @Deepster 's wrath and Hangman Swami's noose, I offer the following:

Haiku threads are game day threads. They can be started at any time after 12:00 a.m. EST on game day. Not before.

Under no circumstances should a haiku thread be started after a game day; and as Atlantis showed us, multi-day threads for multi-day tournaments are also verboten.

I don't even know what to say about starting a haiku thread after a loss. Just no.

why? cuz u say so?
as if. five seven five, pre
or post game. das it.

don't like it? too bad.
no need to invent fake law
leaking from ur brain.

too much fake outrage.
now im told to hate penny.
why? NIT champs.

stick to hatin on
jmoney. at least u will
have sum sycophants.



blond girl can't dance, so
what? who cares? she seems to be
having lots of fun.

mojo ain't a quant.
if it were so mortally
known, we'd never lose.

 

[ClifSpliffy]

This publıc service
Allows for deviation
Otherwise HAIKU

Mine are examples
This isn't a Haiku thread
I'm just modeling

this is a haiku
thread, cuz it says so in the
lead. stop yodeling.

don't like it? too bad.
start a moar kosherish one,
like, rice? at seder?

there were no spuds in
the time of hanuka war.
latkes are fake law.

 

[Kolumbo]

why? cuz u say so?
as if. five seven five, pre
or post game. das it.

don't like it? too bad.
no need to invent fake law
leaking from ur brain.

too much fake outrage.
now im told to hate penny.
why? NIT champs.

stick to hatin on
jmoney. at least u will
have sum sycophants.



blond girl can't dance, so
what? who cares? she seems to be
having lots of fun.

mojo ain't a quant.
if it were so mortally
known, we'd never lose.

Whether women try
or try not to dance sexy
they always impress

 

[ClifSpliffy]

soooooooo, posts two, three, four,
six, and nine? all just clearly
fail, fail, fail, fail, fail.

 

[Husky Alien]

You seem well-intentioned, yet somehow oblivious to the major mojo abominations you have committed. In an effort to save you from Jurrdge @Deepster 's wrath and Hangman Swami's noose, I offer the following:

Haiku threads are game day threads. They can be started at any time after 12:00 a.m. EST on game day. Not before.

Under no circumstances should a haiku thread be started after a game day; and as Atlantis showed us, multi-day threads for multi-day tournaments are also verboten.

I don't even know what to say about starting a haiku thread after a loss. Just no.

I own up to the Atlantis Haiku. Definitely bad.

 

[Husky Alien]

Haiku thread today
Only haiku for fun this day
No huskies ball game

 

[XLCenterFan]

Must be a newbie.
Let’s not kill him right now though.
He’s a UConn fan.

 

[TheRealKBuks]

If we're doing poorly timed Haiku's now, can we make a poorly timed hanging nominees?

 

[CL82]

This publıc service
Allows for deviation
Otherwise HAIKU

Mine are examples
This isn't a Haiku thread
I'm just modeling

Hans I know your heart is in the right place, but don’t post in haiku in an faulty haiku thread. You only add to the anti-mojo.

 

[CL82]

If we're doing poorly timed Haiku's now, can we make a poorly timed hanging nominees?

No but I’ve bookmarked the posts. Feel free to do so as well. Some posters just deserve to be “chosen” for a hanging.

 

[storrsroars]

To the OP: No.
No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. Just NO.

 

[ClifSpliffy]

fly, be free, chosen.
crankies gonna crank. always.
just let ur love flow.

mojo ain't a quant.
if it were so mortally
known, we'd never lose.

there is a reason,
for the sun shining sky, and
why we feel so high.

must be the season,
with that luvlight shining all
'round. let ur luv flow.

 

[Rocktheworld]

fly, be free, chosen.
crankies gonna crank. always.
just let ur love flow.

mojo ain't a quant.
if it were so mortally
known, we'd never lose.

there is a reason,
for the sun shining sky, and
why we feel so high.

must be the season,
with that luvlight shining all
'round. let ur luv flow.

Lol of course this invalid just writes stupid poems and breaks them up just by syllables with no actual care for structure

This thread just needs to be shot into the sun @Fishy