You would have made a lot more people happy and most of the tour players also if you waited for Bubba and told him he was an a** wipe while wiping sand out of your hair. Now that's the way to go. Not sure how anyone roots for this other than being impressed by his prodigious length and shotmaking? Here he is in a bubble from the Courant today:
Sunday will not be stress-free. In 2013, DeLaet was tied with Watson and Charley Hoffman for first at 10-under after three rounds at TPC River Highlands. DeLaet played with Hoffman in the final pairing. Hoffman faltered with a 72 to drop to seventh. DeLaet had a 69 to finish third. Chris Stroud, who sits in seventh this time around, charged into a playoff with Ken Duke with a 67 after Watson imploded. Bubba dumped his 9-iron shot in the water and barked at his caddie Ted Scott. He came off badly on national television as his lead vanished into a fourth-place finish with an ugly triple bogey. Watson sure sounded as if he was blaming Scott.
Duke, at 44, would dramatically become a first-time winner on the PGA Tour that day. It's something DeLaet would love to duplicate Sunday.
Bubba can be unpredictable. He can be a sweetheart. He can been funny. He can open his heart and spill his emotions about the dearest and most important matters of his life. He also can grow hissy. We got another glimpse Saturday when asked in his press conference if he was disappointed with his round. "Have you ever shot a 68 before?" Watson said. No, was the response. "Would you be happy with it?" Of course, was the response. "OK, so I'm happy with it, too," he said. If you had watched the round closely, watched every Bubba expression, every shot, he obviously wasn't happy with it.
In an ESPN.com anonymous survey earlier this year, 103 players were asked which fellow player wouldn't they help in a fist fight. Watson easily topped the list. Ouch.
"I take it as I need to improve as a man," Watson said when asked about it at the time.