Duke...

[intlzncster]

...just because.

Potential Duke Recruit (LINK)

 

[amory]

:-/ i feel bad for that kid. 8th grade and he's 7'1"? It's an awkward enough time as it is without being a monstrosity

 

[I Bleed Blue]

Poor kid.... will never be able 69 with someone.

On a slightly more serious note, he's got Duke or Wisconsin written all over him. Nowhere else to go for a lanky white boy who can shoot the 3.

 

[elduderino]

Poor kid.... will never be able 69 with someone.

On a slightly more serious note, he's got Duke or Wisconsin written all over him. Nowhere else to go for a lanky white boy who can shoot the 3.

Hahaha, although in practice its really all a matter of motivation isn't it? Also slightly more serious, Gonzaga?

 

[elduderino]

:-/ i feel bad for that kid. 8th grade and he's 7'1"? It's an awkward enough time as it is without being a monstrosity

Although it might also be pretty tough for the 4' nothing, 13yr old waiting for his growth spurt, in the guys locker having to turn around and be point blank, eye to junk.

 

[upstater]

What I like about him is he chose his jersey number in tribute to Denham Brown.

 

[I Bleed Blue]

Hahaha, although in practice its really all a matter of motivation isn't it? Also slightly more serious, Gonzaga?

Idk just looks like a Duke guy to me. Not sure what it is.

 

[intlzncster]

Poor kid.... will never be able 69 with someone.

On a slightly more serious note, he's got Duke or Wisconsin written all over him. Nowhere else to go for a lanky white boy who can shoot the 3.

On the other hand, he's can receive standing blowjobs in style.


Also, on 69, see yoga Cat Pose:

 

[intlzncster]

Idk just looks like a Duke guy to me. Not sure what it is.

Those kids are so Duke it hurts. I absolutely love that pic. It might even beat Duke Crying Kid.

 

[CTPride]

They are uggggllllyyyyyy

 

[Fishy]

I'm trying and failing to understand why this thread exists.

 

[Strummer]

This thread almost has it all.
Inane initial post. Check.
Blatant racism. Check.
Sexual reference. Check.
Bizarre yoga reference. Check.
Dook bashing. Check.
Unnecessary, insulting comment about physical looks. Check.
Denham Brown reference. Check.
Fishy quip calling out the stupidity of it all. Check.

You get Chapavilaug to post something nonsensical, JayNwCY to post something on the knicks, and some guy with 3 posts pointing out how this shows that UConn is not a blue blood program, and I think you can put a bow on it.

 

[dogfan96]

You spelled Dook wrong

 

[intlzncster]

I'm trying and failing to understand why this thread exists.

Really tall goofy white kid who can shoot well. Duke seems to love (historically) really tall goofy white kids who can shoot well. Ergo, this kid is a future Dookie.

Some people enjoy chuckling at Duke stuff, and therefore, this thread exists.

 

[intlzncster]

This thread almost has it all.
Inane initial post. Check.
Blatant racism. Check.
s e xual reference. Check.
Bizarre yoga reference. Check.
Dook bashing. Check.
Unnecessary, insulting comment about physical looks. Check.
Denham Brown reference. Check.
Fishy quip calling out the stupidity of it all. Check.

You get Chapavilaug to post something nonsensical, JayNwCY to post something on the knicks, and some guy with 3 posts pointing out how this shows that UConn is not a blue blood program, and I think you can put a bow on it.

When did you shrivel up into a prune?

 

[BigErnMcCracken]

Poor kid.... will never be able 69 with someone.

I know a 6-9, 275 pound monstrosity in South Tampa who's dying to take that bet.

 

[I Bleed Blue]

I'm trying and failing to understand why this thread exists.

This thread almost has it all.
Inane initial post. Check.
Blatant racism. Check.
s e xual reference. Check.
Bizarre yoga reference. Check.
Dook bashing. Check.
Unnecessary, insulting comment about physical looks. Check.
Denham Brown reference. Check.
Fishy quip calling out the stupidity of it all. Check.

You get Chapavilaug to post something nonsensical, JayNwCY to post something on the knicks, and some guy with 3 posts pointing out how this shows that UConn is not a blue blood program, and I think you can put a bow on it.

Its July, what else is there to do?

 

[Devland]

I'm trying and failing to understand why this thread exists.

Most likely alcohol is involved.

 

[Dogbreath2U]

KO, get on this kid and sign him up.

 

[Strummer]

When did you shrivel up into a prune?

When I saw your wife's t-ts.

 

[intlzncster]

When I saw your wife's t-ts.

There it is.

When you see her again, please introduce me. Only if she's hot though. And not psycho.

 

[intlzncster]

KO, get on this kid and sign him up.

Kid might be 8ft tall by the time he's a senior. So, why not?

 

[huskies20]

This thread almost has it all.
Inane initial post. Check.
Blatant racism. Check.
s e xual reference. Check.
Bizarre yoga reference. Check.
Dook bashing. Check.
Unnecessary, insulting comment about physical looks. Check.
Denham Brown reference. Check.
Fishy quip calling out the stupidity of it all. Check.

You get Chapavilaug to post something nonsensical, JayNwCY to post something on the knicks, and some guy with 3 posts pointing out how this shows that UConn is not a blue blood program, and I think you can put a bow on it.

CUSE SUCKS

Now it really has it all. You are welcome

 

[Fishy]

So, boiling this down, it seems that an eighth-grade boy is awkward and slightly goofy-looking.

Now that we've had our blinding glimpse of the obvious for the evening, we can return to our regularly scheduled conversations about pizza, lobster rolls and recruiting updates from 13-year olds with Twitter addictions.

If we don't get some real news soon, we're gonna go all Lord of the Flies here during August.

 

[elduderino]

So, boiling this down, it seems that an eighth-grade boy is awkward and slightly goofy-looking.

Now that we've had our blinding glimpse of the obvious for the evening, we can return to our regularly scheduled conversations about pizza, lobster rolls and recruiting updates from 13-year olds with Twitter addictions.

If we don't get some real news soon, we're gonna go all Lord of the Flies here during August.

Oh sh_t, I had better get back in shape pretty quick. I dont recall the fat kid fairing too well in that one.

 

[BoatShow]

When did you shrivel up into a prune?

Solid thread though guy. I dig it.