Drinking games we'll have to cease after tomorrow night

[alexrgct]

i can think of three, all of which would get us all inebriated by halftime:

1. Road trip commercials featuring Charles Barkley, Spike Lee, and Samuel L.

2. calling the consensus best player in the country "Stewie".

3. "Wingspan"- for heaven's sake, make it stop!

Anything else? What else has driven you to intoxication this tourney? I'm not Italian, but sono un po ubriaco anch'io!

 

[HoopsFan21]

You left out the biggest one: comport!

 

[sarals24]

"Is UConn bad for women's basketball?"

Just kidding. We'll have to hear that as long as Geno's coaching.

 

[Samanthabrown3]

Something about CD being at Geno's side all the way.

 

[GoUconn7961]

You left out the biggest one: comport!

Comport will always be my favorite..

 

[j66kicker]

"Twice on the pipe" (Usually only good for 2 or 3X per season, but you're entitled to chug a whole six pack for this one)

 

[Huskie78]

Something tells me the word "athleticism" could be popular tomorrow night.

 

[alexrgct]

You left out the biggest one: comport!

That's an obvious one. Wanted to save this thread for some new stuff.

 

[RowdyFan]

I will take a sip for every time time Doris talks about the Huskies being without KatieLou and her "impactment" on the game.....better tape it, I may not make it past the 1st quarter.

 

[Wally East]

" ... although she might stay for her senior season."

(Hopefully she does but either way, that's over tomorrow night.)

 

[OldAlum]

UConn being UConn!
that would be a celebratory drink.

 

[ctfjr]

"... on one of their patented runs"

 

[CocoHusky]

Morgan Tuck being compared to Draymond Green

 

[alexrgct]

Here's another one: Doris Burke referring to Rebecca Lobo as "Big 5-0" or simply, "Five-oh".

 

[OldAlum]

If we drink for all these, nobody will be conscious for the second half!

(let me add "on point" which I think is becoming the new "comport")

 

[Bryan Lord]

John woodens name.

 

[Plebe]

"patented runs"

 

[j66kicker]

"And just like that..." (I HOPE we hear this!)

 

[Gabbyfan]

"the big three"

 

[GoUconn7961]

I would think Doris Burke and Beth Mowins are doing the play-by-play - but if it was Dan Patrick I'd say we drink every time he mispronounces a player's name.